diff --git a/zlibs/helpers b/zlibs/helpers
index 7bb3203..b6a2a5a 100644
--- a/zlibs/helpers
+++ b/zlibs/helpers
@@ -303,6 +303,11 @@ silly()
 		"Self potato"
 		"God is porco"
 		"A million hamsters are spinning their wheels right now"
+		"Launching global internet Denial Of Service, googling 'Google'"
+		"These are not the Devs you are looking for"
+		"herding cats ..."
+		"Illegitimi Non Carborundum"
+		"GNU Terry Pratchett"
 	)
 	local rnd=$(shuf -i1-$#funneh -n 1)
 	act "${funneh[$rnd]}"