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81 lines
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#!/usr/bin/env zsh
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# Copyright (c) 2016 Dyne.org Foundation
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# libdevuansdk is maintained by Ivan J. <parazyd@dyne.org>
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#
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# This file is part of libdevuansdk
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#
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# This source code is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
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# it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
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# the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
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# (at your option) any later version.
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#
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# This software is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
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# but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
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# MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
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# GNU General Public License for more details.
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#
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# You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
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# along with this source code. If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
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## helper functions that make your life easier
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devprocsys() {
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fn devprocsys "$@"
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local watdo="$1"
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local werdo="$2"
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req=(watdo werdo)
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ckreq || return 1
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if [[ $watdo = mount ]]; then
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sudo mount -o bind /sys $werdo/sys && act "mounted sys"
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sudo mount -t proc proc $werdo/proc && act "mounted proc"
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sudo mount -o bind /dev $werdo/dev && act "mounted dev"
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sudo mount -o bind /dev/pts $werdo/dev/pts && act "mounted dev/pts"
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elif [[ $watdo = umount ]]; then
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sudo umount $werdo/dev/pts && act "umounted dev/pts" && sleep 2
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sudo umount $werdo/dev && act "umounted dev" && sleep 2
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sudo umount $werdo/proc && act "umounted proc" && sleep 2
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sudo umount $werdo/sys && act "umounted sys" && sleep 2
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fi
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}
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silly() {
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fn silly "$@"
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local arg1="$1"
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local arg2="$2"
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## cheers mailpile!
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funneh=("do not think of purple hippos"
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"increasing entropy & scrambling bits"
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"indexing kittens..."
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"patching bugs..."
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"spinning violently around the y-axis"
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"warming up particle accelerator"
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"this server is powered by a lemon and two electrodes"
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"becoming self-aware"
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"BCC-ing ALL THE SPIES!"
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"all of your config settings & passwords are encrypted with AES256"
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"the most common password is 123456, hopefully yours is different"
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"good things come to those who wait"
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"Make Free Software and be happy"
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"We like volcanos, do you like volcanos?"
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"Crossing out swear words..."
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"Informing David Cameron of suspicious ac^H^H^H ... naaah :)"
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"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here"
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"Compiling bullshit bingo grid..."
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"Estimating chance of asteroid hitting Earth"
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"Applying coupons..."
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"Backing up the entire Internet..."
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"Making you wait for no reason"
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"Doing nothing"
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"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"
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"You are great just the way you are"
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"Supplying monkeys with typewriters"
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"Swapping time and space"
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"Self potato"
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"it's all lies"
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"A million hamsters are spinning their wheels right now"
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)
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local rnd=$(shuf -i1-30 -n 1)
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act "${funneh[$rnd]}" ; [[ $arg1 = sleep ]] && sleep $arg2
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}
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